水と氷とグラス
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Me: you have a soft kitty tumby….
Cat: PLEASE… PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE… SINCE THE ACCURSED DAY I MET YOU MY LIFE HAS NOT KNOWN PEACE….
I’m losing it I just walked in front of a parked car in front of a hotel and I had the right of way but this dude didn’t realize his window was cracked and he mumbled “I’ll run you over” as I think we have all said to ourselves about pedestrians before but I said “cool do it” and he looked mortified
When you’re a ghost and the new owners put ugly decorations in the house
This is literally what drives the plot of Beetlejuice
i keep getting advertisements about hot sexy milfs in my area
turn on your location OP
Gen Z culture is
Sitting next to a girl your age while typing history stuff and being confused
Me: I am confusion
Her: America explain!
(we are both German and had a conversation in german)
Lord Varys: I did what I did for the good of the realm.
Petyr Baelish: The realm? Do you know what the realm is? It’s the thousand blades of Aegon’s enemies. A story we agree to tell each other over and over till we forget that it’s a lie.
Lord Varys: But what do we have left once we abandon the lie? Chaos.
A gaping pit waiting to swallow us all.